(via thesecretpostcards)

While I feel really kind of sorry for this girl, because, DAMN, her grandma’s earrings? On the other hand? Why, oh why, didn’t she just go kick the guy’s ass and steal his debit card? And if he didn’t have one?

Well, let’s just say I’d make sure it would be a fight he wouldn’t walk away from, so much as crawl. The next day, when he finally regained consciousness. I never claimed to be a nice person.