Dolce & Gabbana
Squeek! Someone buy me these?
Fendi
Not quite as cool as Isabelle Fiore, but damn close
Valentino
Vionnet
OH MAN, YOU HAVE REALLY JUST OPENED UP A HUGE CAN OF WORM.
GUESS WHAT? I HATE HER.
I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE FOOD SHE MAKES, JUST WITH EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT HER.
STOP USING THOSE STUPID CATCH PHRASES. NO ONE CARES IF YOU THINK FOOD IS ‘YUM-O.’ QUITE FRANKLY, WHEN YOU SAY THAT, IT MAKES ME LOSE MY APPITITE.
YOU’RE ANNOYING SAS HELL. YOU’RE EVERYWHERE. YOU PUT YOUR FACE ON THE COVER OF YOUR MAGAZINE EVERY MONTH (AND YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS NASISSITIC).
I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE. SHE IS JUST ANNOYING AND I WISH SHE WOULD FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
DITTO!!!! OMG! IF I HAVE TO HEAR HER SAY “EVOO” EVER AGAIN I MIGHT EAT MY OWN EARS!!
First of all? There’s not a DAMN thing she does that I can’t do better. There’s not a recipe she’s ever printed that I couldn’t go, “huh, that really needs ____” or a craft she’s thought of that didn’t make me cringe, because let’s face it, we’re not in 2nd grade anymore. I know, she’s supposed to be the “more approachable” and less stuck up Martha, but actually she’s just obnoxious.
“Seriously you guys, I haven’t been this excited about making a mix CD since I was 16 and my crush and I did a music swap.” —
Steph
Mix CD gift exchange, otherwise known as, BEST. IDEA. EVER.
(via carlyj)
Oh crap! So, did my post about Mix Cd’s upset anyone? Cuz I didn’t mean to sound like people who made them were somehow losers, but when I re-read it, I kind of come off that way. So, please don’t think I was talking about you guys. I totally skipped this post. Or it came after my post, in which case, my timeline is all messed up again (thanks, tumblr-feeling the love!). Regardless, among BFF’s, it does seem like a really awesome idea for a Christmas swap.
No hard feelings? Because you all know by now, I just spew out the first thing that comes into my brain sometimes.
Tonight I drove 45 minutes south on the highway and was told to meet at the gas station. Turns out the “gas station” is abandoned. Those 15 minutes of waiting were pretty much the scariest of my life. All I kept thinking about was Zombieland and how I would be the first to go because my cardio is seriously lacking.
As you can see I made it back alive. It was touch and go for a minute though when a semi pulled up and asked if I needed help. I almost peed myself but he was a good guy.
Can’t ruin the surprise about what I got yet but it may be a special something for a certain birthday girl.
Tomorrow, tomorrow it’s only a day a way.
In the meantime I need to be getting to work on some cardio action.
Dude, if you ever need some zombie help you know who to call.
Um, hello? Who amongst all the twitter/tumblr peeps is probably the most heavily armed and equipped to handle zombies? Really? Within arms reach are 4 rifles and a shotgun. Ok, I’m lying. I’d have to stretch cuz I’m frickin’ SHORT, but ON MY WALL are 4 rifles and a shotgun.
I kick ass with one of the rifles, too. And the shotgun. Did I mention I’ve got 20/10 distance vision?
Do we really need to have a zombie off? Cuz I am totally down for that shit.
BTW, in case you didn’t get it before, I’m at 518-3902. Text is better than call, or you can email me direct at tikicloud@gmail.com Yes, I put this on the web for every freak of nature to see. Cuz really? It’s fairly public info, and besides: if you know me, you know I’m not worried.
In the Breakfast Club in Soho.
Directly related: in case of hippies, break glass
I need this for my office, I work with a bunch of hippies.
Can I add one that says “Please help yourself to the deoderant and other toiltries?”
Because my hippie patients? Whew. I’m glad I can wear a mask for any excuse at all. I’m not sure where “hippie” means “body odor” but for anyone over age 40, it seems to be universal.
thatsnotaword:daamnndesiree:everchanginglights:
Okay, I feel a little better
looks like im underweight. :o
fuck i’m fat.
i’m in between target and high aahha
I’m about 20 pounds under the low weight o.O
Wow.
My GOAL weight? Is 10lb heavier than the “high” weight for my height. So, fuck you, bulemia inducing chart. You know what I want to see? I want to see pictures of REAL WOMEN, in swimsuits, at those “ideal weights” posted right next to the numbers. So you could decide for yourself what you might look like at 103 or 111 lbs. I’m talking about an average sample. Or could we at least get bust, waist, and hip measurements for each number? Because personally, having no boobs or ass at the lowest weight, and a skeletal face is a turn off.